Who is Sarah Palin? Easy.
- What does Sarah Palin want to do with her life? She wants to ROCK!
- Sarah Palin was the MacGuffin in North by Northwest.
- Sarah Palin brushes her teeth with barbed wire.
- When Sarah Palin goes to out to eat, she orders a whole chicken, but she only eats its soul.
- Sarah Palin knows that Schrodinger's cat has been dead for a long, long time.
